So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
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I want you more than these girls want KFC
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
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You pole danced in your parka.
That was the night I passed out and someone threw chicken at me. SORRY I wasn't available to cockblock you from that Hispanic dude.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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