Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I may have made out with a tranny last night, which, if I don't get fired for everything else that happened, really makes last night epic.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
I currently don't understand fingers.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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