check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Thanks to blow jobs, my margarita's at the bar are only 3dollars.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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