That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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