I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Simple math equation: Up till 5 a.m. drinking + up at 9 a.m. for nephews birthday party = puking in the pool
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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