I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
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I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
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I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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