DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
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