Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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