I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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