i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
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I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
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You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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