I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
i just made my gag reflex go away.
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nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
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got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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