When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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