In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
Why did my mother make you get naked?
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
Randomize
