I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Just high enough for therapy.
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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