I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
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