what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Barsexuality is the new black.
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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