She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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