we're blogging at a bar
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I stirred my drink with a butcher knife. His roomate keeps giving me dirty looks
Like what do you want from me
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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