The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
Randomize