Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
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Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
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He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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