i just google imaged poop.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Randomize
