ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
No subtext here. People are naked.
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just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
If you are drunk already, then as your friend I am advising you to stop writing on your dads Facebook wall
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
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The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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