He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
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Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
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She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
Text me some of your sweat
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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