I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
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Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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