This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
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you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
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You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
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As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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