You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
