I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
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maybe her throwing up on me was a foreshadowing of how she would later metaphorically throw up on my life
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
after you left he started opening his bottles by smashing the neck against the edge of the fireplace and pouring beer into his mouth. it was about the manliest thing ive ever seen. its probably how lumberjacks open their beers... if they didnt have their axes handy.
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
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Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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