Who did Billy Mays play for?
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
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Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
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I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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