Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
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well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
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We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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