I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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