We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
Everybodys gonna want to make out w me dressed as big bird
Big bird is like some childhood daddy fantasy come true for carnival
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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