C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
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Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
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When I said 'i love my boyfriend' I didn't mean 'send me a picture of your penis'.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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