Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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