i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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