...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
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