just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
somebody put my brain in a crown royal bag and beat the shit out of it
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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