Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
Randomize
