The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
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WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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