kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
After throwing up in a tequila bottle on my nightstand (still not sure how she did that) she asked if she could slip into something more comfortable.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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