Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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