i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
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