she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
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She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
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Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
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