Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
My dick has a subreddit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
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