What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I can feel your judgement through the phone
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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