have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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