I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
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All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
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I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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