i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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