just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
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Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
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This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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