how can u be prego again
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
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No I am not eating basil off your cock
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
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I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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