Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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