she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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