love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
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tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
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gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
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